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WOOLLAHRA RESIDENT THREATENS PRIME MINISTER WITH BASEBALL BAT

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WOOLLAHRA RESIDENT THREATENS PRIME MINISTER WITH BASEBALL BAT
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6 March 2019.
Anti-Discrimination Campaigner Garry Burns was denied membership to the United Australia Party ( UAP ) for threatening the Prime Minister with a baseball bat.

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Burns allegedly threatens Australia’s Prime Minister with a baseball bat

Mr Burns is famous for suing radio broadcaster John Laws for calling gay men “ pillow biters. “
“ The reason your membership has not been accepted is that you threatened the Prime Minister with a baseball bat and our party is opposed to violence of any sort. “  ( sic ) WOOLLAHRA RESIDENT THREATENS PRIME MINISTER WITH BASEBALL BAT
 
The email was unsigned but on official UAP letterhead from the Brisbane Street head office of UAP. ( see attached correspondence below )
 
“ I don’t know which Prime Minister I’ve threatened with a baseball bat ?  Perhaps it was the late British Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher or former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam ? It can’t be Harold Holt because we’re still waiting for him to come home, “ Mr Burns said.
 
Mr Burns states the allegation he has threatened the Australian Prime Minister with a baseball bat is false and somewhat hypocritical of a UAP employee to make such an outlandish allegation in light of Senator Burston’s all out brawl in the Commonwealth Australian Parliament with a staffer of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation. Mr Burston also agreed it was him who smeared his blood on the office door of Ms Hanson.
 
“ How can this bunch of incongruous boofheads make Australia great when they’re accusing innocent Australian’s like me of the limited act of violence against a person of such a powerful position of that of the office of the Australian Prime Minister. “ ?
 
Mr Burns seeks a written apology from Clive Palmer on the behalf of UAP.
 
As compensation from Mr Palmer Mr Burns will also be seeking a first class return ticket to Sri-Lanka so he can visit his fiancé Chandana Lalith Kumara Ponna Handi so as to buy him a suit for their upcoming Australian wedding because the statement from one of Mr Palmer’s staff suggests that Mr Burns is a violent person and Mr Burns is deeply offended.
 
“ I carry a gentleman’s sponge bag and not a AK 47. “ Mr Burns said.
 
“ UAP’s credibility as a political party wouldn’t be capable of buttering a plate of parsnips for the family dinner table. DO NOT Vote for UAP in the upcoming Federal Election. “ said Mr Burns.
 
Mr Burns also alleges UAP has had all their t-shirts and caps made in China and shipped out to Australia.
 
ENDS
 
Garry Burns
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